DucksInaRow

I have a friend who I refer to as my Binky Buddy, my Friendshine, and my Diaper Pal. We’ve been best friends since toddlerhood. She’s six foot something tall, about as wide as a bean pole, blond hair down to her rear-end that she wears often in a bun, and has the most awesome personality of anyone I’ve ever met. We were almost as inseparable as twins joined at the hip before she moved away. Thank goodness for snail mail! She makes the best pen pal….correction: she makes the most ridiculous pen pal. We have a contest on how long of a letter we can write. Her record is eleven (11) pages of printer-sized paper front and back

My original purpose here on DA was to post pictures of the art that I really have a passion for, not that I don't have a passion for art in general, but my newest obsession. I love duct tape. I love it so much that I've made some really interesting things with it. I'm not talking about the duct tape wallets that everyone has, everyone can make, and the world over has been saturated with duct tape wallets. I'm talking about other more interesting things. I have made a duct tape teapot. (pictures of which I need to take) I have made a pair of duct tape gloves. I am in the middle of making a duct tape Lazy Susan (yes, it's possible, awesome, a

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts, therefore, knowledge corrupts. Now, cheese also corrupts. Therefore, knowledge is cheese. Am I right? However, we can take this one step further: cheese comes from happy cows. Ergo, happy cows deliver corruption! Even further: if cheese corrupts, and cheese comes from cows, and cows are deliverers of corruption, then what does that say about pizza, which has cheese, and is delivered. Is Dominos just a massive corporate front for cows to infuse us with their corruption? Seems rather biblical, Armageddon by bovine... Now, if cheese corrupts, wouldn't the world be a better place if our leaders and politician